Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Took the condom off for crepey, but accidentally doused her dick with squirt

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

A finger in my ass made me cum, so what happens when I put my penis in there?

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum